tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post2421632612722042495..comments2024-03-18T16:39:23.054-04:00Comments on Chemjobber: Man, I hope this isn't how they hire chemists in pharmaChemjobberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15932113680515602275noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-54016640105703218702018-06-23T10:15:57.995-04:002018-06-23T10:15:57.995-04:00Why on earth do people aspire to work for such com...Why on earth do people aspire to work for such companies? How pathetic. Go ahead, jump through their hoops, debase your self for them. They will let you go on a whim one day when you are up to your eyeballs in debt and overqualified for any other job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-81402595357020007422012-01-27T11:01:03.112-05:002012-01-27T11:01:03.112-05:00I have heard this suggestion, as well, although I ...I have heard this suggestion, as well, although I never attempted it.Dr. KanneDohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02823647353557505282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-69109701646138997512012-01-27T09:03:00.346-05:002012-01-27T09:03:00.346-05:00Ever notice that a lot of "scientific recruit...Ever notice that a lot of "scientific recruiters" are new graduates in their early 20s, often with liberal arts degrees? Seems like the human version of resume scanning software.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-70776872081291452602012-01-26T20:16:39.527-05:002012-01-26T20:16:39.527-05:00I know I had heard the advice about using key word...I know I had heard the advice about using key words 5 years ago when I was looking for a job.<br /><br />On the other hand - I have also gotton those calls from recruiters who found two key word matches with my resume - only for me to tell them that I am not a good match for the job opening they have. An example: my resume has the words 'biodegradation' and 'polymers' in it, though in different sections. I had a recruiter contact me about a job focusing on polymer biodegradation. I had to tell her that I don't even meet the minimum requirements for the job - my degree is in polymer chemistry, and the company was looking for someone with a MS in microbiology with 5 years of industrial fermentation experience, for the producion of biodegradable polymers. I guess she forgot to look for the words 'microbiology' or 'industrial fermentation' in my resume.<br /><br />Another valid reason why people apply for jobs that they have no chance of getting - in some states you have to keep applying for jobs in order to keep getting your unemployment benefits. I have a friend who was unemployed for six months while she was living in Washington state. She had to apply for at least 3 jobs every week, and so she ended up sending in her resume to lots of openings that were inappropriate. So, it's no wonder that employers have to turn around and use computer too screen out so many resumes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-44037788888294797732012-01-26T14:22:22.116-05:002012-01-26T14:22:22.116-05:00Yeah this. I work in an environmental lab, so con...Yeah this. I work in an environmental lab, so constantly get calls about EHS jobsCaptain Pegleghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357772087200682911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-81477259754125798892012-01-26T14:16:25.340-05:002012-01-26T14:16:25.340-05:00Was this not common knowledge? I started applying...Was this not common knowledge? I started applying for jobs several years ago and this information was already all over the internet. If you haven't been doing this and you're wondering whether your resume went into resume purgatory, it did.<br /><br />If you think it's unjust or ridiculous, just take a look at some of the job postings on LinkedIn. The insane stupidity and inability to comprehend posts there make me wonder how humans manage to not only survive, but continue increasing the population.<br /><br />Many of the US job postings say you must be a permanent resident or citizen. No less than half the responses to that post will be people from another country who obviously aren't citizens. That doesn't even address the fact that positions that are advertised for BS/MS microbiology candidates will be flooded with PhD organic chemists asking about it. Even more embarrassing is when a position is posted directly from Taleo or IvyExec that requires you to simply click the link to apply. I've seen many a person (including American PhDs) argue with the link that they should be answering more questions about how to apply for the position and that they're rude for not doing so. More embarrassing still is when someone posts their credentials saying they are looking for a job, and are promptly flooded with people asking about the position.<br /><br />As a job seeker those things infuriated me, because I knew I was being thrown into a candidate pool full of morons. Being on the other side of the table, I can now understand why hiring managers might resort to this. If you can't pay attention to the instructions in a job listing and won't spend the time making your resume look relevant, you aren't going to survive this job market. And a simple computer program will filter out most of the people in that camp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-19333227156510817152012-01-26T13:53:04.022-05:002012-01-26T13:53:04.022-05:00I'm not sure which I prefer - automated siftin...I'm not sure which I prefer - automated sifting of CVs, or 'scientific' recruitment agencies calling up with wildly inappropriate jobs because they matched one word from my CV to their briefLabMonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00870695176070293582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-36331969920839221902012-01-26T12:56:32.641-05:002012-01-26T12:56:32.641-05:00You can probably do that, but you have to be very ...You can probably do that, but you have to be very careful - you don't want your resume pass the initial scrutiny by the machine only to have your trick discovered by an HR person.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-91449331464483638582012-01-26T12:51:29.607-05:002012-01-26T12:51:29.607-05:00Of course this is how it happens! Remember that n...Of course this is how it happens! Remember that nowadays a large portion of applications are filed not directly on the company sites but through external service. Click on any job posting and see if will take you to brassring or taleo, and I'm certain that there your resume is parsed and screened for keywords.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-46483662333933108462012-01-26T11:31:40.925-05:002012-01-26T11:31:40.925-05:00I bet these days even in Hell they get too many ap...I bet these days even in Hell they get too many applicants and since the processing and pre-screening of candidates is now outsourced many qualifying souls end up stuck in limbo needlessly...milkshakenhttp://orgprepdaily.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-69783610558992995412012-01-26T11:30:59.238-05:002012-01-26T11:30:59.238-05:00When applying for my new job I certainly rephrased...When applying for my new job I certainly rephrased my resume as completely as possible to parrot what they descriptions said. My co-workers (ex-Huge Pharma folks) had seen some of the inner workings at their sites, and steered me in this direction. They had experience with weeding out candidates using the software, and their numbers were even more harsh than the ones above; closer to 200 applications in, winnowed to 5-6 that were handed to them for personal review. I personally enjoyed one small company I applied to back in the day which had yes/no check boxes for each of the required skills and credentials as part of the application process. Less elegant than a software search of the resume, but more open about what it took to get looked at by the company.CanChemnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964719845369935777.post-55058264780463347552012-01-26T10:48:44.253-05:002012-01-26T10:48:44.253-05:00Is it possible to spoof these systems by typing th...Is it possible to spoof these systems by typing the keywords in white text on a white background as the computer should "see" them, but a human wouldn't?<br /><br />Bingo, just drop the right words in "virtual invisible ink" and your application should pass the hurdle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com