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"Laboratory Safety Program Manager

Under the general supervision of the Manager, Research Safety Division, manage the Laboratory Safety Program in the department of Environment, Health & Safety (EH&S). Oversee laboratory inspections and ensure quality control, assist departments with the development and implementation of health and safety policies, assist with laboratory design, as requested, determine and recommend appropriate Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) for use in laboratories, and ensure the safe operation of laboratory equipment including fume hoods. Also responsible for preparing technical and administrative reports as well as the development and coordination of laboratory safety training."

Location? The University of California, Los Angeles.