What to get the intern that has everything?

A few gift ideas for interns/summer students, especially those going to grad school:

1. Thicker skin, for all those group meetings. 
2. Tips on how to purchase cheap alcohol. 
3. A briefcase. (That's a joke.)
4. Deep and abiding understanding of the treacherous chemistry job market. 
5. Donuts. 
6. A nice, cutesy blog post. 

Best wishes, NF, for a wonderful time in graduate school in a lucrative field outside of chemistry. It's been great having you in the lab.