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Yeah... you don't seem very Empowered...
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Are you a chemist? Do you like doing chemistry? Merck, the pharmaceutical company, would like to know if you want to be a materials handler in Ireland, a command center technician, a statistics intern or a pipefitter. No?

How about an operations coach? What's that, you say? Well, I'm glad you asked. You will:

• Coach production employees in an Empowered Culture
• Assist the team with development of objectives and ensures alignment with site goals
• Assess employee training and development needs, assesses the maturity of the team, and adjusts leadership style to enhance team performance

"Assess the maturity of the team" -- hmmm. If you read between the lines, I think you'll be a (assistant?) manufacturing plant manager. But why in the world couldn't they just call it that? (h/t See Arr Oh)