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San Luis Obispo: Cal Poly-San Luis Obispo is hiring two assistant professors of wine chemistry. I have no idea what a world-class program in wine chemistry is, but I'd sure like to find out.
Danbury, CT: Western Connecticut State University is hiring an assistant professor of organic chemistry.
Houston, TX: The University of Houston desires an assistant professor of synthetic inorganic chemistry.
Atlanta, GA: Oglethorpe University is also looking for an assistant professor of organic chemistry.
Athens, GA: The University of Georgia needs an NMR manager.
Dartmouth, MA: ...as does the University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth.
If you see Richard Kiel, run: Osaka University is hiring assistant professors for the "Frontier Research Base for Global Young Researchers." Sounds like something from a James Bond movie.