Friday, October 5, 2012

Chemistry personals

I think this might just work as well:


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  1. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, here's my CV, hire me maybe?

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    1. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO GET THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD?!?!?!

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  2. This is hilarious!

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  3. Realistically, any postdocs reading this would just answer the 'Shy PI' ad. The other two have no chance. The introvert maybe from a few crazies, but there is no way I'm working for another assistant prof; I already did my time.

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  4. CJ: Have you ever watched "MADtv"? If so, do you remember the "Lowered Expectations" skit?

    In your entries, you forgot to include Not Seeking Affection, only entry into Big Pharma or R1-Level University.

    I'm glad that you kept these personals wholesome. Otherwise, you can really get crazy with the innuendo: Into palladium? Wanna SN2? Looking for a group to do some "olefin metathesis"?

    "Let's tear chemistry a new one." Sorry, I just find that one creepy...

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