Thursday, April 24, 2014

Now *that's* #altchemjobs

From Medium, the need for a French-speaking B.S. chemist graduate to do a little work for the Marine Corps:

All you have to do is pretend to be an Al Qaeda terrorist for a week or so. 

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  1. Still probably more secure than a job in biotech/pharma these days.

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  2. I suppose the French-speaking qualification in position #1 is to ensure that his/her surrender sounds credible? gr

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    1. No true red-blooded American speaks French fluently. Cut the US citizen requirement if you want to fill the job! (Then you can just base it in Miami in the winter, go to an all-you-can-eat seafood diner and pick up any number of Quebecois)

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