Is your child texting about organic chemistry?

Via Twitter user @laurbrown, this very funny tweet:

Is your child texting about organic chemistry? Quick guide: 

SMDH: Scrubbing my distillation head
GTG: Grease that glass
STFU: Shifted the frequency upfield
BAE: Breaking an emulsion
OMG: Oxidized my Grignard
ROTFLMAO: ragging on these freshmen learning molecular/atomic orbitals

I don't know what makes me laugh more, "scrubbing my distillation head" or "grease that glass." (Context here.)

I have been trying to come up with a process chemistry one, but work has been busy...