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Love it. Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteHa. I totally want to slip that into my defense talk.
ReplyDeleteNice, but where does the Pu fit into synthetic catalysis?
ReplyDeleteYou've never made a plutonium enolate, Fenton? Shame. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNatural products DO rule over all. (However, biology is NOT full of crap.)
ReplyDeleteNice work - you owe me for the coffee I spit all over my laptop!