|My new employer|
"I'm pleased to announce that I've been hired as the Vice President of External Chemistry Solutions for Pfizer Tibet", he wrote to his readers and editor in a surprise e-mail announcement. "The opportunities for chemistry job outsourcing to central Asia are just too great to resist. While the United States and Western Europe will certainly continue a great place to be a chemist (for a while, anyway), nothing beats doing medicinal chemistry while hearing the drone of Tibetan monks in the background. I will miss you all. Kahli-shu, suckas!"
"That jerk -- he would pull a stunt like this," said writer and former chemistry employment blogger Leigh Krietsch Boerner. "All this time, I knew that he was in it for the money. While I'm cranking out wire copy in New York City, he's going to be raking in the cash in Tibet!" When reached for a quote, Rudy Baum, editor-in-chief of Chemical and Engineering News said, "This shows chemistry is alive and well in Lhasa."