• Feigning expertise in a field about which you actually know very little. • Hiding behind your past glories as a graduate student or postdoc despite having transitioned into industry. • Stinking up the common-use microwaves with homemade food that asserts certain ethnic tastes at the expense of others. • Exploiting every opportunity to express sycophantic obedience to an oppressive, slightly unhinged, pointy-haired boss.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs somehow.
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Taking credit for the work of others
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Padding expense account
• Feigning expertise in a field about which you actually know very little.
ReplyDelete• Hiding behind your past glories as a graduate student or postdoc despite having transitioned into industry.
• Stinking up the common-use microwaves with homemade food that asserts certain ethnic tastes at the expense of others.
• Exploiting every opportunity to express sycophantic obedience to an oppressive, slightly unhinged, pointy-haired boss.
Anon @9:47 am
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