the employee is occasionally exposed to wet and/or humid conditions
fumes or airborne particles
while performing the duties of this job
1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
I smell Pulitzer!
ReplyDeleteYou need to hit up an open-mic night with that one!
ReplyDeleteAlmost a perfect haiku
ReplyDeleteHilarious post!
ReplyDeleteHm, instead of posting this job on the ACS board I would just post it on the OSHA job board... Faster response :).
ReplyDeleteSounds like some dates I've been on.
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