the employee is occasionally exposed to wet and/or humid conditions
fumes or airborne particles
while performing the duties of this job
1. Helping chemists find jobs in a tough market. 2. Towards a quantitative understanding of the quality of the chemistry job market.
I smell Pulitzer!
ReplyDeleteYou need to hit up an open-mic night with that one!
ReplyDeleteAlmost a perfect haiku
ReplyDeleteHilarious post!
ReplyDeleteHm, instead of posting this job on the ACS board I would just post it on the OSHA job board... Faster response :).
ReplyDeleteSounds like some dates I've been on.
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