|Not this Slim Pickens, though. Credit: Wikipedia|
Uh, there you are: It's the holiday season and it's slim pickins. But there is a research assistant professor position at UT-Southwestern in Dallas, TX.
You again: On Monster, Dymax Corporation (of Torrington, CT) has been looking for a M.S. chemist to be a researcher in adhesives development. "Experience in optical lamination adhesives or moisture curable adhesives are required."
A broader look: Monster, Careerbuilder, Indeed and USAjobs.gov show (respectively) 232, 609, 2,514 and 42 positions for the search term "chemist." See you in the new year!