Friday, December 21, 2012

We're all here, right?

Of course, the appropriate Chemjobber headline would have been:

"World to End on Friday, Chemists to Suffer Most."

Seriously, though, a very Merry Christmas to you and your family.

See you on Wednesday (or in the comments.) 
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  1. See Arr OhDecember 21, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    Unfortunately, I was a casualty of the Apocalypse. Sad to say!

    Please send flowers to: The Void, One Purgatory Way, Middle of Nowhere.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 21, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Ms. Jacobs blames Global Fracking for ACS Executive Salaries.

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  3. Eric W.December 21, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    This raise the question of "to what extent will the apocalypse occur?" Will I just die? Will my body be left? Will any of my personal molecules (DNA and such) remain? Will my atoms remain intact? Will all of my neutrons, protons and electrons be scattered over the universe? Will this be a thermonuclear style apocalypse?

    The more I think of it, those Mayans gave us very little to go on. I'm hoping for instant vaporization into the gas phase and maybe some soot (complete with goodly amounts of C60) for effect.

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    1. PaulDecember 22, 2012 at 9:15 AM

      I was thinking vacuum decay. Even your protons and neutrons would be gone.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 21, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    The picture is Aztec, not Maya. This pic says it much better than me:
    https://twitter.com/janinmty/status/281791525283827712

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    1. ChemjobberDecember 21, 2012 at 5:47 PM

      Heh, heh. In punishment, I will now cut my heart out with a stone knife.

      Ho! Stop me before I make another incorrect joke again!

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  5. AnonymousDecember 22, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    Hell gives up its Heat of Fusion: ACS Execs admit it's a Ponzi Scheme.

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  6. qvxbDecember 24, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    Fortunately the chanting of the New Agers did not awaken Cthulhu.

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looks like Blogger doesn't work with anonymous comments from Chrome browsers at the moment - works in Microsoft Edge, or from Chrome with a Blogger account - sorry! CJ 3/21/20

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