Unpossible!

From Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto, Newsweek's candidate for the inventor of Bitcoin:

Part of the story pointed to the fact that Nakamoto of Temple City had programming skills. In the statement, Nakamoto says: 

"My background is in engineering. I also have the ability to program. My most recent job was as an electrical engineer troubleshooting air traffic control equipment for the FAA. I have no knowledge of nor have I ever worked on cryptography, peer to peer systems, or alternative currencies." 

The Newsweek story also notes what appears to be a strange gap in his resume over the last decade, the time during which the bitcoin code was written and released. Nakamoto explains: 

"I have not been able to find steady work as an engineer or programmer for ten years. I have worked as a laborer, polltaker, and substitute teacher. I discontinued my internet service in 2013 due to severe financial distress. I am trying to recover from prostate surgery in October 2012 and a stroke I suffered in October of 2013. My prospects for gainful employment has been harmed because of Newsweek's article."

That's completely unpossible -- everyone knows that there is a major STEM shortage and there aren't enough programmers!