Richmond, VA: Altria is looking for an analytical chemist:
The successful candidate will provide technical leadership in planning and executing analytical method development and validation for the analysis of constituents in tobacco, e-liquids, and e-cigarette aerosol using liquid chromatography, gas chromatography and tandem mass spectrometry. Additionally, the individual will have experience in external engagement with relevant scientific organizations such as ISO, and FDA.Ph.D. preferred, 5 years experience.
Dallas, TX: I knew this person existed, but I've never seen an ad for it:
SmithGroupJJR is an international idea-oriented design firm that is committed to creating inspiring places that enrich the human spirit... Our expertise in providing thoughtful and innovative solutions keeps SmithGroupJJR at the forefront of architectural, engineering and planning firms around the world.
The Dallas office of SmithGroupJJR is looking for a Science and Technology Studio Leader to join our team. Our practices offer local and national projects of all sizes including opportunities with our other offices. We are seeking a highly creative, ambitious and experienced professional who is interested in setting a new architectural standard through the leadership of a growing practice that has a tradition of excellence.Looks like they're looking for someone with experience in designing R&D facilities. Someone, get hired as this person so you can go throughout the industry, burning all the documents suggesting open offices.