Wednesday, May 10, 2017

A subset of college students are truly foolish

Quite the story of stealing examinations from Linda Blackford of the Lexington Herald Leader
The odds were long, but a couple of University of Kentucky students decided it was worth the risk to climb through the ceiling ducts to a teacher’s office to steal a statistics exam. 
Unfortunately for them, the teacher is a night owl. 
According to UK Police, UK statistics instructor John Cain had been working late in his third floor office in the Multidisciplinary Science Building on Rose Street on Tuesday night. About midnight, he left to get something to eat. When he returned about 1:30 a.m., he tried to unlock the door, but it was blocked by something. 
“He yelled out that he was calling the police and then the door swung open and two young men ran down the hallway,” recounted UK spokesman Jay Blanton. 
Shortly after police arrived, one of the students returned and confessed. Henry Lynch II, a 21-year-old junior majoring in biosystems engineering, gave police an earful, including that he’d climbed through the building’s air ducts to the ceiling above Cain’s office and dropped down into the room, then unlocked the door and let in his friend, sophomore Troy Kiphuth, 21, who was not in Cain’s class. 
Lynch also told them he had already tried to steal the exam earlier that evening around 6 p.m., but couldn’t find it. And, he said, it wasn’t the first time: Earlier in the semester, he’d successfully stolen another exam from Cain’s office, but he assured officers that he had not shared the answers with other students. 
Lynch apparently gained access to Cain’s office all three times by climbing through the building’s ducts, and dropping down through the ceiling. How he got into the core of the building remains under investigation.
I bet no one tracks this stuff, but I wonder if students have gotten more or less creative over the years with their efforts to cheat on tests and the like. Certainly surveillance of professors (and communication of such surveillance) has gotten easier and easier in the last ten years...

(These students would be better off placing their creativity towards something more useful for mankind...)


  1. When I took stats you were allowed to bring in 2 sheets of notes for the final exam. Students had spent hours cramming the entire course, handwritten in something close to size 5 font to try and get the most out of the allotted space. I was lazy and simply used a mock final exam answer key from a few years back as my allowed notes. The exam was that mock exam with some numbers changed. A+ on the exam.

  2. The story made me think about 2:51 in this video.


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