Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Ivory Filter Flask: 12/2/14 edition

A few of the academically-related positions recently posted at C&EN Jobs:

New Haven, CT: The University of New Haven is looking for an assistant professor of analytical chemistry. 

Santa Barbara, CA: Santa Barbara City College is looking for a chemistry instructor. B.S./M.S./Ph.D. desired:
The current salary schedule range for a entering tenure-track faculty member is $55,435-$85,364, plus an earned doctoral bonus of $2,771.75. Depending on the entry step, the faculty member increase one step each year and has the potential to reach the current maximum step of $96,656, depending on the educational level attained.
Wooster, OH: The College of Wooster is looking for two visiting assistant professors, one in inorganic chemistry and another in organic chemistry. Black squirrels abound in that town. 

Scranton, PA: Marywood University desires an assistant professor of analytical chemistry. 3 years of "prior college teaching" is desired. Ye gods, are they wanting adjunct experience? 

Wilmington, NC: UNC-Wilmington would like an assistant professor of experimental physical chemistry.

A bad day for Wisconsin copy editors: Did they really post an ad titled "Tenured Faculty Positions for Thrust Area Leaders"? Surely "Thrust" is one of those words like "moist" that are just sort of icky. 

1 comment:

  1. Moist is not icky, it's pornographic.