|I've been abducted by a UFO-shaped object |
in a conference room. Credit: Wired
- I love our customer, I'm so happy to talk to them.
- Who organized this call? Why I am here?
- I hate the voice of the WebEx lady.
- Don't click the wrong button, don't click the wrong button...
- This Muzak is terrible.
- Can people hear rolled eyes for a thousand miles away?
- Don't hit the "share screen" button while you are browsing ESPN...
- I am going to kill whoever put me on this project.
- What I am doing with my life? Is this call worth it?
- I HATE our customer.
- Oh, crap, I think I was supposed to be saying something here.
- There's that guy again - I can't wait for him to stop talking.
- He's gonna ask for another teleconference, isn't he?