River Falls, WI: The University of Wisconsin-River Falls is looking for a tenure-track assistant professor of inorganic chemistry.
Shantou, Guangdong Province, China: "Technion Israel Institute of Technology is establishing a new university in Shantou, Guangdong Province, China." They're looking for faculty. You'd have good stories for Christmas dinner, for sure.
Baltimore, MD: A "junior faculty" position in radiosynthesis at Johns Hopkins; something tells me it is not tenure-track. Looks like they're also looking for a postdoc.
Evanston, IL: Drug delivery postdoc at Northwestern.
DeLand, FL: Stetson University looking for a visiting assistant professor.
Lewiston, ME: Bates College, also looking for a visiting assistant professor of analytical chemistry.