Wednesday, February 27, 2013

It's a good thing I'm not an assistant professor

...because this would be the last slide of my seminars about my work (of course.) 

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  1. Uhh, I don't get it.

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    1. That's okay. Sometimes these jokes just fall flat.

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  2. This is pretty funny, considering how rarely a professor says "Thank you" or "good job."

    A little positive reinforcement can go a lot of good.

    Then again, these are professors, not HR.

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  3. Do you get a matching belt buckle for your logo, like M. Cynthia White?

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    1. I hope M. Christina White doesn't read this...

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    2. Yes, it's our lab's policy to call her 'Cynthia' only in person. With an upturned head and a British accent.

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  4. Makes me think of one of my favourite chem jokes..

    Why is tert-butanol the selfish molecule? Because it's all Me, Me, Me

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    1. Wrong. That's neopentane.

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  5. Minus the chemistry stuff, this sign pretty much describes my 4 year old.

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