Parody of this Teva ad for Nuvigil |
(But no, if you're Teva, you want her to have some Nuvigil, apparently. Sigh.)
1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
Parody of this Teva ad for Nuvigil |
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
And now they changed her identity as 42-year-old emergency technician?
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Nuvigil is a "me too" reboot of Provigil. It's the same molecule, just enantiopure. [outstretched hand] 20 year patent please!
ReplyDeleteI actually took Provigil as a grad student. It works great at first, but taken regularly turns you into a zombie that resembles the woman in the picture. It is a great drug for people who have shift work and need to take it to adjust to a new shift, but a wonderdrug that eliminates the need for sleep it is not!
The most disturbing thing is that the need for sleep has been pathologized: "Patient presents with nightly blackouts that prevent her from accomplishing her workload, recommend Nuvigil"
Really! Want to talk more about your experiences? E-mail me at chemjobber -at- gmail/dot/com. Confidentiality guaranteed.
DeleteI expect it to become redundant with the introduction of new SadTech implantable mind control chips.
DeleteYou know how they attach little bottles of liquor to the big ones as a promotion? They should attach a little bottle of concealer to the pill bottle so people can cover up the dark circles under their eyes!
ReplyDeleteI heard on CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Radio) radio that Australian society has a dialogue on sleep health and has regulations on how badly your employer can screw up your sleep. I can't find anything specific online, however.
In his Autobiography, Ben Franklin wrote that he planned to sleep from 10 PM to 5 AM each day.
ReplyDeleteI'm a huuuge fan of modafinil. Been using it, and for a trial period piracetam, since first year undergrad. Modafinil was incredibly beneficial to my degree, and I intend to continue with it.
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