- "What's that smell?"
- "Pull the pin, pull the friggin' pin on the extinguisher!"
- "That data is bulls--t and you know it!"
- "YOUR MOM!"
- "Do they know that we make a 1000% margin on this compound?"
- "This POS HPLC couldn't find a peak with two hands and a flashlight!"
- "Quick, hide!"
- "This company sucks."
- "There's not a chance in hell we'll get this contract."
- "Look at all this dirty glassware."
- "Here come the suits."
- 他妈的!
- "I can't wait for 5 o'clock -- I'm gonna get a beer..."
- "Hey, get a paper towel -- I think my hood shut down."
- "Did you get your Ph.D. from a Cracker Jack box?"
- "Do you think we know that we shipped them a sample from Aldrich?"
- "Uh-oh."
Friday, August 23, 2013
17 things management doesn't want to hear during a tour of your facility
"Let's show you the laboratory. And we're growing by leaps and bounds -- orders are up, we've got lots of inquiri-"
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"Let me remind you that we don't not have FDA approval for this, so maybe add a lit more fungizone to that..."
ReplyDelete"GMP is such bull."
ReplyDeleteHim? He's not a chemist, he's a… janitor… yeah. Who gave him a labcoat?
ReplyDelete"Hey, this cold trap is full of pale blue liquid" (I actually did that one, right during a management tour of our labs, with potential investors in tow)
ReplyDelete"Who is John Galt?"
ReplyDelete"Who let the dogs out?" (Either musically, or literally)
ReplyDelete"We're 4% short of the promised amount; just toss in some NaCl."
"Betcha won't lick it."