Temporary faculty: 1
Holy assistant professors, Batman!: Lots of open assistant professor positions.
Providence, RI: Brown is search for a faculty position in inorganic chemistry.
West Lafayette, IN: Purdue has an assistant professor opening in biochemistry.
Omaha, NE: Creighton is looking for an assistant professor of biochemistry (bioanalytical, bioorganic, bionanofemtozyngachemistry, etc, sounds like.) (Kidding with that last one.)
Harrisonburg, VA: James Madison University has 3 openings for assistant and associate professors of chemistry. (biochemistry, materials, laser/atmospheric)
Kearney, NE: The University of Nebraska - Kearney is looking for an assistant professor of chemistry - I love how "equipment caretaker" is listed in the job description.
Sherman, TX: Austin College is search for an assistant professor of chemistry to teach biochemistry, among other classes.
Riverside, CA: You ARE the Last Minute Lecturer! La Sierra University announces a 1 year visiting assistant/associate professor position, with salary at 52-56k! Wooooooo! Starting date: September 1, 2013. (Pack up, send in your resume, get on your camel and get moving.)
Baton Rouge, LA: LSU is looking for a Ph.D. chemist to look after maintaining their NMR spectrometers.