1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
In 150 characters or fewer, tell us what makes you unique. Try to be creative and say something that will catch our eye!Amusingly, "screw you" is just 9 characters.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
Some suggestions:
ReplyDelete"I'm a workaholic AND a nymphomaniac."
"My undergrad school was Indiana State Institute of Science. Go ISIS!"
"My toughest job was safety glasses salesperson in Cuba."
Note that there are only two choices for gender.
"You need a new HR department."
ReplyDeleteI think they are on to something. We could all do with being more succinct. Imagine how short meetings could be? "Tell me why I shouldn't kill your project in 15 words or less!"
ReplyDelete"Because it works."
Delete"It does exactly what is says on the tin"
ReplyDelete"Ich bin ein Berliner"
im funy
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