29 Once when Jacob was next in line for the NMR, Esau came into the lab. 30 He said to Jacob, “Quick, let me take a quick spectra! I'm in a hurry."
31 Jacob replied, “First sell me your first authorship on your next JACS paper.”
32 “Look, I am about to give group meeting,” Esau said. “What good is my first authorship to me?”
33 But Jacob said, “Swear to me first.” So he swore an oath to him, selling his authorship to Jacob.
34 Then Jacob gave Esau his place in the NMR queue. Esau ran his NMR, and then got up and left.
So Esau despised his authorship.
with apologies to Genesis
inspired by this very literate angry person