Friday, August 15, 2014

The Jones Group Gets Serious


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  1. At some point, maybe he can scare up some surplus M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett rounds. A 10-20 ton nuclear yield should discourage the thieves.

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    1. No, the holes in the Chemistry Building would be too big. Construction crews would have to be paid a lot to cover health insurance for radiation sickness.

      Either drones or Robocop (or his competitor) would work pretty well. "You have fifteen seconds to put down the NMR tube and walk away."

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  2. Prof Smith must be a whimp if he has to resort to such lengths or he would simply challenge Prof Smith to a MMA winner take all match

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  3. Who's to say that this hasn't happened already?

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  4. I think some wise-asses will probably do this

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  5. All you'd need to do is deploy free pizza outside the lab in the hallway. They'd never bother to venture in.

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  6. Things in Fancy Pants just got real....

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