Friday, August 15, 2014

The Jones Group Gets Serious


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  1. oldnukeAugust 15, 2014 at 11:28 AM

    At some point, maybe he can scare up some surplus M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett rounds. A 10-20 ton nuclear yield should discourage the thieves.

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    1. HapAugust 15, 2014 at 1:25 PM

      No, the holes in the Chemistry Building would be too big. Construction crews would have to be paid a lot to cover health insurance for radiation sickness.

      Either drones or Robocop (or his competitor) would work pretty well. "You have fifteen seconds to put down the NMR tube and walk away."

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  2. BSDU Assistant ProfAugust 15, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    Maybe they could include some drones?

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  3. AnonymousAugust 15, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    Prof Smith must be a whimp if he has to resort to such lengths or he would simply challenge Prof Smith to a MMA winner take all match

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  4. R01 HolderAugust 15, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    Who's to say that this hasn't happened already?

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  5. Unstable IsotopeAugust 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    I think some wise-asses will probably do this

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  6. The Aqueous LayerAugust 16, 2014 at 2:19 PM

    All you'd need to do is deploy free pizza outside the lab in the hallway. They'd never bother to venture in.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 20, 2014 at 12:15 PM

    Things in Fancy Pants just got real....

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looks like Blogger doesn't work with anonymous comments from Chrome browsers at the moment - works in Microsoft Edge, or from Chrome with a Blogger account - sorry! CJ 3/21/20

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