You know, you folks have an important role in our economy. I love you so much, because it is through you folks that shy chemists get the wherewithal to move companies and increase their wages. Labor mobility is your thing - it's awesome.
But please, for the love of all that is holy and good, stop calling me at work. It makes me feel kinda weird. I have an e-mail address and a public profile on LinkedIn - connect with me there!