1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
Crush Synthesis, see it published before you, and hear the lamentations of your rival's grad students.
ReplyDeleteThat is good! That is good.
Delete"Baran" is probably a better mondegreen for "Conan" (not to mention the fit of Baran as the grad student and KC as the mongol professor)...c'est la vie
DeleteNo worm dissection.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with that? Then frogs, dogfish, and that whiny lab partner! :-)
DeleteA conference with Stacy's mom to discuss Stacy's last exam.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that she's got it going on?
DeleteGet funding, reduce the overhead chargeback, hear the lamentation of the multitudinous now-unemployed administrative levels.
ReplyDeleteHah! that is the kind of fantasy that is at home in the Hyborian Age
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