Daily Pump Trap: 10/22/15 edition

A few of the positions posted on C&EN Jobs:

New York, New York: It's not every day that the Metropolitan Museum of Art posts two positions on C&EN Jobs: assistant research scientist and research associate. Analytically-oriented.

Rensselaer, NY: Pulmokine, Inc. is looking for an analytical and bioanalytical chemist. 50-70k offered. I suspect that might go far in Rensselaer. This is funny:

This position is considered a management position. 

The Director will perform the following:

1. Maintain HPLC/MS/MS system in working order.
2. Perform HPLC/MS/MS method development and assays for designated drug candidates and active pharmaceuticals in formulations and biological matrices. Qualification of methods to include determination of standard curves, measurement of lower limit of quantitation, linearity, accuracy, precision, intra-assay variation, inter-assay variation, robustness. Establish standard operating procedures for each assay.
3. Participate in quality control for outsourced GLP studies.

Sure does sound like a management position! 

Yuma, AZ: Gowan Company, looking for a B.S. chemist to work as a QA manager. "Ability to visit and audit toll manufacturing plants" - that doesn't necessarily sound so fun.

Hunt Valley, MD: I don't quite understand what this M.S. analytical laboratory manager position at Teledyne Energy Systems Sparks Facility is about, but it requires a security clearance, if you're into that sort of thing.