The Chinese government wants Americans to believe that their governmental planning processes are very, very deliberative, I guess.
(To me, this tells me there are a lot of young, bored American expats in China, and LSD must be cheap.)
1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
It's a bunch of FBS (flagrantly blatant statements). I imagine that the planning is as methodical as level 20 Tetris play.
ReplyDeleteWith a special appearance somewhere in the second half by everyone's favorite (ceramic? rubber?) duck!
ReplyDeleteGosh. I feel like skipping down the hall...to the zigchzan-who... zigchzan-who.... zigchzan-who....
ReplyDeleteNo wonder we have so many immigrants from the PRC. There only so much brainwashing an intelligent human being can take *drops head to desk, completely enervated *
Groovy video, man! Far out!
ReplyDeleteDo you think the choice of a cartoon David Bowie (a la Aladdin Sane) was deliberate? Personally, I would've been a little more convinced had they tapped into "Ziggy Stardust".
ReplyDeleteGee, I dunno. Great question.
DeleteThe studio that produced the 13-5 video has also done one explaining how China has helped save American jobs. Here are links to it and a Wall Street Journal blog post.
ReplyDeletewww.youtube.com/watch?v=KfgsoETPe-I
http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2015/09/22/when-china-met-carolina-chinese-firms-save-u-s-jobs-new-video-says/
What the heck did I just watch?
ReplyDeleteAlso, are the words that remain untranslated in the subtitles supposed to be swear words?