Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The most bizarre video you will see this week: China's 13th 5 Year Plan



The Chinese government wants Americans to believe that their governmental planning processes are very, very deliberative, I guess.

(To me, this tells me there are a lot of young, bored American expats in China, and LSD must be cheap.)

8 comments:

  1. It's a bunch of FBS (flagrantly blatant statements). I imagine that the planning is as methodical as level 20 Tetris play.

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  2. With a special appearance somewhere in the second half by everyone's favorite (ceramic? rubber?) duck!

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  3. Gosh. I feel like skipping down the hall...to the zigchzan-who... zigchzan-who.... zigchzan-who....

    No wonder we have so many immigrants from the PRC. There only so much brainwashing an intelligent human being can take *drops head to desk, completely enervated *

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  4. Groovy video, man! Far out!

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  5. Do you think the choice of a cartoon David Bowie (a la Aladdin Sane) was deliberate? Personally, I would've been a little more convinced had they tapped into "Ziggy Stardust".

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  6. The studio that produced the 13-5 video has also done one explaining how China has helped save American jobs. Here are links to it and a Wall Street Journal blog post.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfgsoETPe-I

    http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2015/09/22/when-china-met-carolina-chinese-firms-save-u-s-jobs-new-video-says/

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  7. What the heck did I just watch?

    Also, are the words that remain untranslated in the subtitles supposed to be swear words?

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