1. HELPING CHEMISTS FIND JOBS IN A TOUGH MARKET. 2. TOWARDS A QUANTITATIVE UNDERSTANDING OF THE QUALITY OF THE CHEMISTRY JOB MARKET.
What's the job market like for chemists? Dude -- it's always bad.*
How bad is it? How the heck should I know? Quantifying the chemistry job market is what this blog is about. That, and helping chemists find jobs.
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(*For the literal-minded, this is a joke. Mostly.)
This is what happens when you breathe in too much vaporous solder from the component recycling station day after day at Apple iPad factory. You go wacko, and chase down others in a bulldozer.
ReplyDeleteIf you wonder why the Chinese are streaming in to the USA, here is one of the answers.
That hum you hear is Chairman Mao spinning in his grave.
ReplyDeleteBulldozer Gangs of New York.
ReplyDeleteForeign spy boyfriends? Oh, the Irony.....
ReplyDeleteOoops, I married a spy...
ReplyDelete"Foreign Spy Boyfriends" sounds like a great band name.
ReplyDeleteMinor correction, those are front-end loaders. A bulldozer battle would have been much.....slower, and possibly even more fun. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/CAT-D10N-pic001.jpg
ReplyDeleteTip to PRC women: View the video of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" to see how to handle exploitive scum like David.
ReplyDeleteYo, not cool man. David meant to write her back. He was just arrested and interrogated. Plus, he learned how to speak Chinese really well and knew all the customs about gifts and taking it slow. It wasn't just about spying for him and he was really falling in love with her.
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