Chemjobber is a shaman who uses whiteboards to create atomic explanations of increasing in post-zombie invasion societies.
Chemjobber is a reject who uses democratic revolutions to create unique visions of birthing in maintaining the patriarchy.
Chemjobber is a music fan who uses ancient Sumerian poetry to create unique visions of metric analysis in big data.
Chemjobber is a creative artist who uses your expense account to create film direction of turd polishing in the cloud.
Chemjobber is a reject who uses santeria to create enlightenment of championing in a land war in Asia.Sadly, my actual job description is not as awesome as these.