Friday, March 13, 2015

Protips on burying a body

When you set out to bury a body (figuratively speaking, of course):
  • Don't talk to anyone about how to bury the body. 
  • Go into a room, think to yourself "how best to bury this body without anyone else coming to harm?"
  • Don't tell anyone your plan. 
  • Don't ask someone for the SOP for burying bodies. 
  • Don't talk to the internal regulatory manager that bears legal responsibility for making sure that people don't bury bodies on their watch. 
  • Don't ask for the form to fill out to bury the body. 
  • Don't tell your direct reports about your plans to bury the body. 
  • Don't let your direct reports e-mail each other about your plans to bury the body. 
When you set out to bury a body, get a shovel, dig a hole and bury the body. That is all. 

6 comments:

  1. Unless you have access to lye, then go ahead and add that to the hole before filling it back in.

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  2. Do call in The Wolf. He is a pro at disposing of unwanted corpses.

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  3. and then he takes a young lady to breakfast...

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    1. But then he refuses to offer you a ride home.

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    2. You're the motherfucker that should be on brain detail!

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  4. CJ: are you sure that you don't work for the government? :-)

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