Tuesday, March 15, 2016

"Facility Services Associate"

Position Description 
Responsible for ensuring the cleanliness of all store areas, inside and out, such as bathrooms, break rooms, sprinklers, and parking lots. Perform preventative and basic maintenance on all store equipment, ordering and installing parts needed for repair, coordinating with contractors when appropriate. Assist customers on the sales floor when necessary.
How many postdoctoral fellowships does the facility services associate need to have completed?  

4 comments:

  1. I got really excited to see a listing for an "Environmental Services Technician" at a major university right near my house. It took a pretty detailed reading of the description before I realized it all meant "Janitor."

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  2. Also spotted an opening for a Lavatory Sanitation Fellow in the Northeast

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  3. And this is why job titles don't mean jack $h!+. You can call me whatever you want, just show me the money.

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  4. The job is no longer listed. "The job you tried to view is no longer active."

    It appeared to be at Lowe's, a building supplies store, but was listed as a healthcare position at $35-45/hour. That's at least $70,000/year.

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