Speaker: Um, so, I believe in no chemicals. CO2 allows us to avoid chemicals.
Audience, almost as one: CO2 is a chemical.
Speaker: I would say "no harmful chemicals"
[Audience murmuring, like a hive of angry bees]
Audience member: This is the American Chemical Society.
Speaker: OK, everything is a chemical - you got me good there.Got a suggestion of an article that you enjoyed recently? Put it in the comments! Want me to cover a topic? Got a complaint? Today's a good day for that.
[1] Cahoj, A. "Safety and health standard of cannabis extractions with an emphasis on C02 (CHAS5)" Lecture ID: 2131522
Comment starts at 13:20. So others don't have to wade through like I did.
ReplyDeleteObviously the speaker has been involved in a little too much product quality assessment.
ReplyDeleteAnd more like some dain bramage from oxygen deprivation.
DeleteMaybe he hooked up with Foodbabe, you know, she's rich and not too ugly...
DeleteGreat. The two of them can warn us about that dangerous chemical compound, dihydrogen oxide, and the threat of GMOs like the Spider Chicken.
Deletehttp://www.takepart.com/article/2015/06/02/spider-chickens-are-not-real-says-kfc
Oh no! It's too late!
DeleteNatural Foods Advocate "Food Babe" Dead After Consuming Ironically All-Natural α-Amanitin-Containing Mushrooms
http://cenonion.blogspot.com/2014/07/natural-foods-advocate-food-babe-dead.html
*chuckle*
But it's alright now.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, it's a gas.
DeleteCJ, you should finish what you started with the “why I quit” project. I personally find it hard to read the individual stories (or the comments) anymore, but I think that you could really make a positive impact on some young futures by highlighting what people honestly need to know about committing to a graduate program in chemistry. You have lots of material at this point, don’t you? Here's a request: please organize some thoughts and write about them!
ReplyDeleteHow about...
ReplyDelete"Things we think but do not say." (Jerry Maguire) Specifically highlighting things which our employers should know but, collectively, we are too afraid to say.
Opening it up across all levels (BS/MS/PhD) would really get a lot of diverse insights.